The Mushroom King Loses His Pants for Comedy and Healthcare

Hi, I am Ryan Williams. The mushroom King. I'm in charge of the forest on behalf of the humans, and I'm here to represent the universe in the physical form, and they're making me do it. I don't even want to do this. Why am I shirtless? Why am do my pants fall down in this video?

They've anointed me King, and I have to help the humans to recorrect our behavior and learn how to be like mushrooms and mycelial, the root structure mycelium underneath the ground. 

And the first order of business is our self-care as humans in the United States of America, which is about to change. In order to keep moving, we have to build a guild for all comedians. Are you a comedian? Do you write comedy? Do you perform comedy? 

Well then sign up www.lamush.org and we'll figure out how to get an insurance package for communities of comedians across the country. It will be be state by state at first. We have to figure out locally in California what to do when our insurance changes, which is going to happen very soon.

We're going to help people in California and L.A. specifically for starting points and then branch out to other parts of the country, giving comedians every in the U.S. access to healthcare. 

How will it work (hopefully soon):

• Comedians can pay into a system through L.A. Mush and will negotiate directly with insurance companies
• We will pool together hundreds and eventually thousands of comedians to work on your behalf
• Members will pay dues to join the collective pool

Until then, we'll give you mushrooms. Do you live in Los Angeles? We'll give you mushrooms for free, like chaga mushroom tea, for example. We make in our kitchen. We’ll give you a mason jar of chaga tea and then we’ll point you to your local farmer's market where you can get mushrooms at a very reasonable price. 

The mushrooms are waiting for us to wake up, which is why I am shirtless and performing right now, when I do not want to. I love us. I love comedians. I want to help the next generation of artists become empowered, and not be worried about their health.

If we help each other as comedians, we help the planet, and the planet heals. This is a big movement for us. The Mushroom King loves you all and I even lose his pants during this video.

Sign up for la mush.org and we'll get you mushrooms until then. Tell your friends that are comedians that we're going to make this happen and we'll negotiate directly with insurance companies. Our insurance is about to change and they're going to mess with us, and they're going to take our insurance away or make our rates go up. We have to organize outside of these systems. And that's all.

Mush love, my friends. 

The Mushroom King. <3